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Post by Rubberneck on Apr 11, 2005 1:55:49 GMT -5
Alright...this is an age-old dispute between myself and a few friends: Who wins between ninjas and vikings? There are obviously several differences to take into consideration, but that doesn't matter. When ninjas and vikings are mercilessly slaughtering their victims, they don't stop to think of why it is that they kick so much ass. So it basically comes down to who is on top in the end. Let's see what you have to say!
Oh, and you may have noticed that i threw in some other options for you infadels who think that anyone actually stands a chance at defeating these two superior rivals...
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Post by soniktruth on Apr 11, 2005 2:10:52 GMT -5
ninjas, silly
nun-chucks, ninja stars, ninja sword, and those claw thingies....
vikings got a beer belly, horned helmet and a big fucking sword....
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Post by Evycakes on Apr 11, 2005 3:07:58 GMT -5
OH MY GOSH THIS IS HARD ITS BETWEEN .. mmm pirates and ninjas .. i remember i as gonna start a band and name it .. The Pirate Ninja Masters ... but i think ill go with pirates .. ahhaha pirates have longer hair .. ROAR!
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Post by tremulant on Apr 11, 2005 14:01:39 GMT -5
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!
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Post by Castro on Apr 11, 2005 14:05:39 GMT -5
X-MEN blatantly...maybe not wolverine cuz ninjas could fuck him up with shurikens and death stars and what not but that guy with the laser eyes would kill everyone by looking at them
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Post by sez on Apr 11, 2005 18:05:47 GMT -5
vampirinja.
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Post by DigitalDwarf on Apr 11, 2005 19:42:33 GMT -5
Dood, obviously the homeless would win. They have nothing to lose and could sell all the weapons for crack and liquor. Pushing carts and bad body odor can prove to be nasty weapons of mass destruction. Oh, by the way, Wolverine has special healing abilities if you forgot, so he would just heal real quick.
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Post by Rubberneck on Apr 11, 2005 19:50:04 GMT -5
Castro, I have two qualms with your post.
I) Cyclops would not own ninjas with his laser vision. This is where the fact that you obviously did not ever read x-Men comes into play. Cyclops is the pretty boy, cheerleader of the X-Men. Don't get me wrong, he's not a complete panzy, but ninjas have stealth and wolverine's sense of smell and animal-like alertness would give him a far greater chance of surviving in an X-Men Vs. Ninja clash.
II) Ninjas do not have "death stars" ...only the the Empire has the knowledge and capabilities of building another Death Star.
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Post by soniktruth on Apr 11, 2005 20:20:09 GMT -5
 the rest of you WILL vote for ninjas, or i will stick this thingy up your ass!! |
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Post by DigitalDwarf on Apr 11, 2005 21:04:41 GMT -5
lol, a black ninja, ,I love it
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Post by CoKeS on Apr 11, 2005 22:07:44 GMT -5
worst.thread.ever.
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Post by Rubberneck on Apr 11, 2005 23:14:48 GMT -5
YOU'RE THE WORST THREAD EVER!
and DD, Wolverine is a badass and all, and yes, he has superhuman healing powers and all, but ninjas don't just inflict minor flesh wounds when they attack. i seriously doubt wolverin would heal from a completely severed head from a deadly ninja slash...
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Post by tremulant on Apr 11, 2005 23:17:05 GMT -5
the thread about Jim Ward looking fatter was the worst thread ever.
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Post by rivalhools on Apr 12, 2005 1:49:29 GMT -5
YOU'RE THE WORST THREAD EVER! and DD, Wolverine is a badass and all, and yes, he has superhuman healing powers and all, but ninjas don't just inflict minor flesh wounds when they attack. i seriously doubt wolverin would heal from a completely severed head from a deadly ninja slash... plus how can he heal when he's gotten torn into two halfs? tell me. |
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Post by Castro on Apr 12, 2005 3:25:07 GMT -5
II) Ninjas do not have "death stars" ...only the the Empire has the knowledge and capabilities of building another Death Star. i mean chinese death stars....basically shuriken okay...what about that mutant that morphs into other people? surely he could morph into a ninja and kill all the other ninjas? i haven't read X-MEN ; watched the cartoons  |
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Post by Rubberneck on Apr 12, 2005 5:11:25 GMT -5
castro, the death star comment was my attempt at being a smart ass : ]
oh, and the mutant you are probably thinking of is mystique. she only takes the shape and impersonates anyone she wishes. this doesn't mean that she also gains their powers. and even if you're speaking of another mutant...say, the rare chance you are thinking of Morph (an unlikely candidate for the cartoon, but i'm not sure) that would still be 1 ninja against an entire clan...wouldn't stand a chance.
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Post by Castro on Apr 12, 2005 10:04:25 GMT -5
yeah i got mystique from the film
your argument for 1 ninja being outnumbered defeats itself - that would be the equivalent of a soccer match of 1 v 12 which isnt a fair way of deciding whose better.
but still weaponless. ah crap
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Post by DigitalDwarf on Apr 12, 2005 11:37:06 GMT -5
There is one flaw in your thinking, Rubberneck. Wolverine has a bone structure that is laced with anamanteum, thus he could never just be simply cut in half. His bones are impossible to break. However, I still think the homeless could fuck some shit up.
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Post by sez on Apr 12, 2005 15:35:48 GMT -5
the rest of you WILL vote for ninjas, or i will stick this thingy up your ass!! I want a grappling hook. |
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Post by Rubberneck on Apr 12, 2005 15:58:08 GMT -5
to say that adamantium is indestructible is an overstatement. sure, it is tough, but so are ninjas. also realize that a superior bone structure doesn't make you immortal. ninjas know how to exploit their enemies' weaknesses. a swift impalation through the rib cage (between the bones) and into the heart with a swift twist would more than likely take care of things. and when it comes down to desperation, no one said anything about the goods being made of metal...
and no, the 1 ninja vs many statement doesn't defeat itself. it may not have been implied well enough in the original post, but i don't mean this comparison to be broken down to a one-on-one scenario. i am more intersted in opinions on an all-hell-breaks-loose, battle royal situation.
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Post by hotpants on Apr 13, 2005 16:22:27 GMT -5
Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Splinter
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Post by Castro on Apr 14, 2005 8:30:14 GMT -5
lets face it - these guys would trash everyone  |
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Post by soniktruth on Jun 15, 2005 0:51:57 GMT -5
THE NEW FIGHT
NINJAS VS. PIRATES
NINJAS ONE PIRATES NONE
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Post by Bradley on Jun 15, 2005 8:32:32 GMT -5
YOU'RE THE WORST THREAD EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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Post by Bradley on Jun 15, 2005 8:37:33 GMT -5
Ninjas win all the way. No substitute for technique
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Post by soniktruth on Jun 15, 2005 23:13:35 GMT -5
this is the gayest pirate i've seen...the title should say butt pirate  |
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Post by Bradley on Jun 16, 2005 7:46:10 GMT -5
Sid Meir is cool.
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Post by Castro on Jun 16, 2005 9:52:58 GMT -5
to be fair he looks like he'd have an annoying nasal whine of a voice
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Post by sez on Jun 16, 2005 10:50:13 GMT -5
the rest of you WILL vote for ninjas, or i will stick this thingy up your ass!! I want a grappling hook. My mate purchased one shorty after I posted that I think. Here is a photo of it.  It got boring much quicker than it should have. |
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Post by Castro on Jun 17, 2005 7:20:57 GMT -5
did you not try scaling any buildings?
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