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Post by Castro on Oct 2, 2005 15:30:43 GMT -5
"Life. It's a great game."
andre agassi's 'slogan' for a perfume advert.
i did have a load more. basically stick any down from adverts films TV, radio. MAKE ME LAUGH
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Post by rivalhools on Oct 2, 2005 17:08:48 GMT -5
In Reservoir Dogs:
'Where's Mr Blue?'
'Well, maybe they killed him. Maybe they didn't. Maybe the cops busted him. Maybe they didn't.'
Or something like that. I laughed pretty hard.
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Post by Evycakes on Oct 3, 2005 0:59:30 GMT -5
"excuse me bro"
"ill excuse you .. but i aint your bra!"
- ZOolander
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Post by Castro on Oct 3, 2005 5:14:44 GMT -5
In Reservoir Dogs: 'Where's Mr Blue?' 'Well, maybe they killed him. Maybe they didn't. Maybe the cops busted him. Maybe they didn't.' Or something like that. I laughed pretty hard. good to see you again |
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Post by hotpants on Oct 3, 2005 15:56:55 GMT -5
"that dane cook is a silly bitch"
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Post by Rubberneck on Oct 5, 2005 1:12:59 GMT -5
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
captain murphey on sealab
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Post by DigitalDwarf on Oct 5, 2005 22:46:48 GMT -5
“ If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think its okay to laugh, and let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny. ”~ Jack Handy
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Post by soniktruth on Oct 5, 2005 23:28:10 GMT -5
i love jack handy quotes...totally retarded
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Post by soniktruth on Oct 5, 2005 23:31:45 GMT -5
[as Richard is adjusting Tommy's tie, it comes off]
Tommy: Heh, heh, it's a clip-on.
Richard Hayden: [sarcastically laughing] Are you sure?
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Post by soniktruth on Oct 5, 2005 23:32:26 GMT -5
Paul: You eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Tommy: Ha ha ha, why?
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Post by soniktruth on Oct 5, 2005 23:40:14 GMT -5
Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.
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Post by Bradley on Oct 7, 2005 18:03:55 GMT -5
that's a good one.
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Post by sez on Oct 8, 2005 9:20:58 GMT -5
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Post by Castro on Nov 19, 2005 7:51:16 GMT -5
"you're gonna look pretty funny tryin to eat corn on the cob with no FUCKIN TEETH"
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Post by soniktruth on Nov 19, 2005 14:34:33 GMT -5
"you're gonna look pretty funny tryin to eat corn on the cob with no FUCKIN TEETH" whats that from? |
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Post by Castro on Nov 19, 2005 17:18:06 GMT -5
"you're gonna look pretty funny tryin to eat corn on the cob with no FUCKIN TEETH" whats that from? blues brothers |
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Post by soniktruth on Nov 19, 2005 17:21:41 GMT -5
that's funny, i just bought it.... |
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Post by Bradley on Nov 19, 2005 19:27:10 GMT -5
"Good reaction, etcetera?"
"Hilarious, and co."
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Post by Castro on Nov 19, 2005 22:02:03 GMT -5
"Good reaction, etcetera?" "Hilarious, and co." name your top 5 supermarket wines hmm....french....spanish....italian...english...and erm...dutch |
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Post by rivalhools on Nov 20, 2005 6:46:53 GMT -5
yeah. i know that one... but where is it from?
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Post by Castro on Nov 20, 2005 9:20:11 GMT -5
nathan barley
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Post by sez on Nov 20, 2005 9:56:20 GMT -5
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Post by Castro on Nov 20, 2005 10:05:04 GMT -5
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Post by Bradley on Nov 21, 2005 9:03:01 GMT -5
I fuckin love that one. But it's more like "flipio". His voice is so hilarious.
"gimme the keys you fucking cocksucker, what the faaah."
Another Barley one...
"We could give Nathan Barley a column"
"yeah, and call it,..like...Nathan Barley"
"or just barley"
"or like, just nathan"
"He'd could have two columns"
"yeah, a good one and a shit one"
"yeah, and then you'd only read the good one"
-how would you know which was the good one.
"well, cos you read them both to find out.."
"and then you only read the good one."
"yeah"
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