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Post by Rubberneck on Nov 6, 2006 17:04:27 GMT -5
I have had my first run in with this psychological parabol today, as I have a new pair of boxers on. While most boxers unbutton or unfold at the front to allow easy, zipper-only access, these do not.
Anyone else had this experience? I find that the full system deconstruction (belt, button, and zipper of pants just to then pull down the boxers) results in spending more time at the urinal/toilet messing with your garments than it does doing buisness. However, I also found that the minimalist (just unzipping and pulling the boxers down through the zipper of the pants) is unnatural, and it is difficult to readjust the boxers to maximum comfort afterwards.
Help me out, o veterans of the pantbearing species!
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Post by soniktruth on Nov 6, 2006 17:11:17 GMT -5
hilarious rubberneck, hilarious...yet so educational
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Post by Rubberneck on Nov 6, 2006 18:10:44 GMT -5
i found it necessary to go into the details, as in the 21 years i have been wearing underwear, i do not remember ever needing to contemplate so much about how to go about cutting loose.
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Post by Evycakes on Nov 6, 2006 18:44:44 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Post by brian on Nov 7, 2006 5:34:36 GMT -5
i have actually had a similar problem before
i walked away thinking about how inefficient it was to urinate (albeit, obviously necessary)
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Post by Castro on Nov 7, 2006 14:58:29 GMT -5
However, I also found that the minimalist (just unzipping and pulling the boxers down through the zipper of the pants) is unnatural i've always done that! hm ah well. i have a pair of jeans with button up fly, most annoying pair of jeans ever invented. |
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Post by Rubberneck on Nov 8, 2006 0:28:05 GMT -5
castro, i also have a pair of jeans that button all the way up...and i have to wear a belt with them. it is the ultimate disaster for clothing removal. i cease drinking liquids a month in advance of wearing them to ensure that i don't have any 2 hour trips to the restroom for 10 seconds of porcelain time.
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Post by sez on Nov 8, 2006 21:15:45 GMT -5
reach inside the fly, find the "inner leg" of one side of the boxers, pull it up and towards the other side allowing Mr Member to be pee freely.
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Post by Rubberneck on Nov 9, 2006 1:59:15 GMT -5
that seems like it would only expound upon the discomfort of relocation that is caused by just pulling the boxers down...not to mention that that would assumably involve either pulling your boxers up to the point of self-wedgination or twisting your member at odd angles...in other words, i must try it.
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Post by Evycakes on Nov 9, 2006 2:13:26 GMT -5
just do what is in your heart ... and always ALWAYS remember to wash your hands!!!
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