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Post by Kurtz on Jun 18, 2003 14:27:20 GMT -5
I have an empty house...what would u do?
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Post by soniktruth on Jun 18, 2003 15:34:50 GMT -5
or just do it all....in the same order!!
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Post by CoKeS on Jun 18, 2003 22:28:49 GMT -5
get your lady friend to jerk you off
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Post by Bradley on Jun 19, 2003 6:13:17 GMT -5
I would get the girl round for a movie AND sex marathon, which of course includes a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Post by motherprussia on Jun 19, 2003 17:31:42 GMT -5
...lady friend sex-a-thon...
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Post by MercurySolo on Jun 19, 2003 19:35:15 GMT -5
I too vote for lady friend... try to work in the sink somehow
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Post by motherprussia on Jun 19, 2003 22:14:08 GMT -5
...or the washer and dryer...
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Post by soniktruth on Jun 19, 2003 23:30:21 GMT -5
Washer and Dryer?? phucking kinky weirdo
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Post by motherprussia on Jun 20, 2003 0:45:10 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtz on Jun 21, 2003 18:02:22 GMT -5
I think i'll stick with the sink...
whisper(washer and dryer....did he escape from the santarium?!)/whisper
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Post by motherprussia on Jun 22, 2003 15:20:42 GMT -5
<whishper>: nope, i just came from the comatorium...
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Post by damnitall on Jun 23, 2003 0:44:02 GMT -5
Masterbation causes prejaculation. It can make you very unappealing to the lady you might be with for the rest of your life.
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Post by soniktruth on Jun 24, 2003 14:36:40 GMT -5
<whishper>: nope, i just came from the comatorium... GOOD ONE.. HEY KURTZ, WHAT DID YOU END UP DOING?
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Post by Kurtz on Jun 25, 2003 6:52:50 GMT -5
I got the sniffles(I was really fucking sick)....so i slept while my bro was throwing a party...hip hip horra...it was one of the most depressing days ever....and i started talking to myself while i was sleeping...but hopefully i'll get to spend a month alone this summer a empty house since my parents are leaving to Maine and my bro wants to go to N.Y...that would be so sweet..I could masturbate everywere as much as i want!! ;D
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Post by headINcortex on Jun 25, 2003 15:55:36 GMT -5
word from the wise: if anyone ever ends up at kurtz's house, don't use his sink.
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Post by soniktruth on Jun 26, 2003 2:10:45 GMT -5
DROP THAT TOOTHBRUSH MY FRIEND...THAT IS NOTTOOTHPASTE!!!
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