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Post by soniktruth on Aug 12, 2004 23:02:01 GMT -5
i saw one today it was too clever
I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE BUSH TO LOVE MY COUNTRY
sorry, it was too cool for school!!!!
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Post by CoKeS on Aug 13, 2004 13:18:49 GMT -5
i saw one that said...
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE OR I'LL FART!
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Post by nastia on Aug 13, 2004 14:21:21 GMT -5
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Post by soniktruth on Aug 19, 2004 21:49:41 GMT -5
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"i souport publik edekasion"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
"No Radio - Already Stolen"
"Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!"
"Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist."
"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. "
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
"Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
#nosmileys
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Post by Castro on Aug 22, 2004 15:00:32 GMT -5
the only bumper stickers we get in england are
"come on england" - with an england flag
"baby on board"
wow!!!
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Post by sez on Aug 22, 2004 17:30:13 GMT -5
'picture me rollin'
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